God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
