Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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