rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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