but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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