i don't plan on having that self control this summer
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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