Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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