quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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