and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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