god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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