Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She told me I should be a condom model.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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