I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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