The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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