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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.

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• (916): View more from California

  do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  yo everyone went to the hospital last night

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• (850): View more from Florida

  All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off

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• (626): View more from California

  I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.

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• (607): View more from New York

  You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.

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