Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
