Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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