So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Randomize
