Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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