so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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