So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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