Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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