I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Randomize
