Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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