if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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