quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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