were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
