no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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