I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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