but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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