Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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