marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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