And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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