try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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