Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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