i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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