what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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