so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
my sisters under your porch take her home
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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