Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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