ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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