she was so not down for the gang bang
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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