walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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