haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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