It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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