Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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