Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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