Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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