help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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