your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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