Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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