I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
