I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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