i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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