dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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