do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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