I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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