I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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