Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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