Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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