guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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